Kids: Today, I've learned two things. One, my Chinese cousins don't...

By Chin... uh.... - 10/05/2016 22:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I've learned two things. One, my Chinese cousins don't know much about the USA, and two, they now believe it's proper manners to shout, "FREEEEDOM" before ending a call with me. FML

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Wednesday 11 May 2016 11:26

FREEEDOM!!!!!

A1NoSauce 17

Wednesday 11 May 2016 11:33

It's okay, OP. They're still pretty normal by American standards.

Comments

bornpatriot 11

Wednesday 11 May 2016 12:44

FREEDOM !!! Shout back COMMIE ! the next time... Someone has to remind those guys after all.

TheLynx_fml 20

Wednesday 11 May 2016 13:24

Wait it's not proper manners to do that?

microbemaster 17

Wednesday 11 May 2016 13:47

They aren't wrong

ryand82 11

Wednesday 11 May 2016 13:50

That's just funny

TisButAScratch 10

Wednesday 11 May 2016 14:33

Wait, that isn't proper?

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 11 May 2016 14:36

What's wong with that?

mypoverty 4

Wednesday 11 May 2016 14:53

Really

Superbaker123 14

Wednesday 11 May 2016 15:27

Nice username OP lol

CliffyB03 28

Wednesday 11 May 2016 16:00

What? It's not normal to shout FREEDOM! Before ending a call? I've been doing it wrong for years

Neko_Atsume 11

Wednesday 11 May 2016 18:58

I laughed wayy to ******* hard at this "Uh Greg... Grandma's dead. I gotta attend her funeral" "Oh no! I'm sorry for your loss" "Yeah.. I gotta go now, bye Greg" "Ok, bye. FREEEEEDOOOOOOOM"