Intimacy: Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout... - FML

By Dooh - 17/01/2012 23:12 - United Kingdom

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Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have gone through the roof, making me constantly horny. My girlfriend lives on another continent. The reason I'm working out so hard? To impress her when I see her next. FML

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AmyPacheco 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:44

Well I hope you stay loyal

UsEumYong 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:47

Ohhhh Shes in for a nice visit ;)

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CptObvious98 8

Monday 4 November 2013 0:54

I feel your pain op! I workout and I'm always horny.

NobodyGay 16

Thursday 17 July 2014 5:34

One night in Chyna can help you solve that problem.

Azrty_fml 0

Saturday 3 January 2015 20:26

Just wank

cdncw 20

Thursday 21 May 2015 16:29

Organize her some physical therapy - She's gonna need it the day after you finally see her...

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