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By fmlguy - 10/12/2010 03:19

Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML

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GoingLesbian 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:05

Does she have expensive tastes? Or are you seriously that indecent?

thatgirl503 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:04

wth?

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Tswift0806 3

Friday 23 December 2011 14:29

Your a cheap asshole then.

BetYourMad 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:41

My hero

1x1y 12

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:44

You're an ass!

fmlbrofml 0

Friday 27 January 2012 7:50

Unlike everyone who's sittin here nagging you about this. I'm just gonna say, you're not boyfriend of the year. Ohh, wait you're not boyfriend at all, xD

artmastr 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 5:31

You're an asshole. Period. You don't love her. Period.

fkmyfinglife 5

Monday 20 February 2012 23:48

YDI, you cheap ************.

legit0817 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 7:23

Go kill yourself.

buzzbee21 3

Monday 9 April 2012 3:09

Im surprised you even have a gf with that attitude

greeneyedpanther_fml 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:17

that's dick

bwzwally8 15

Thursday 28 June 2012 20:29

You sound like a bitch bro.

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