Miscellaneous: Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time...

By handyjon - 01/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML

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By neednewshoes - 07/12/2017 01:30

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lamargus 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 8:57

why? there is something called a plunger!

schwiggidy 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 8:57

try it with yor mouth next time

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JustinThunder 8

Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:19

Maybe he wants his hand to smell like shit for a week.

emjay09 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 17:35

he (i'm assuming it's a guy because no girl on earth would do this) should have bought a plunger to fix it the first time.

dreamer1015 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:25

I literally just gagged. Why would you do that?

convictconnie 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:26

get a ******* plunger

iranoutofnames 6

Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:43

a fantastic idea!

funktown 2

Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:29

lol wat a self induced FML. no sympathy from me my friend.

stayfaded 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:29

EEeeew >.< lol that sucks

iranoutofnames 6

Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:31

how many people are willing to bet that OP did this in the first place JUST so he or she can post it up here?

marmots 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:34

Someone needs to take a trip to home hardware...

YayaInLalaLand 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:49

Ever heard of a plunger? XD

jennabell 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 10:00

my dog eats his poop when it doesn't fully digest

rockefoe 6

Tuesday 1 March 2011 10:02

GET A PLUNGER!!!

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