Sex and Intimacy: Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best...

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best lover I've ever had: a massaging shower head from Wal-Mart. That I bought for myself. It was the only gift I received. FML

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Thursday 30 April 2009 16:14

that is a serious FML comment right there. F your life ... seriously

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Thursday 30 April 2009 16:19

Happy Birthday hun :)

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Rhyno1996 0

Monday 25 October 2010 8:36

*cough* awkward *cough*

MCKCWHITETIGER 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 18:10

umm...eewww???

autumnashea 0

Monday 21 March 2011 4:59

it wasn't the only present you should thank the shower head :D

AarionHailey 0

Monday 4 April 2011 15:38

... Uhh... That's something I'd love to know.

salmonbean 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:54

sounds like my science teacher

Soreeyeah 17

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:41

lets put it this way, some of the best orgasms I've had weren't as a result of a man! lol :-)) get a massaging shower head!

Late_night83 25

Sunday 2 October 2011 21:53

It's quite amazing actually! I had never been able to come in the shower till I experimented with the shower head, freaking amazing.

poazul6789 0

Monday 10 October 2011 6:55

awww! happy birthday:)

Bcfrmkc816 17

Friday 11 November 2011 8:42

We can both enjoy the shower ****** together

medicman91 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 5:29

I can fix that

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