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By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 15:13 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML

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rg350dx 29

Thursday 13 June 2013 19:07

Just tell her she's so beautiful she makes you weak in the knees.

Welshite 39

Thursday 13 June 2013 19:06

I tie on a cape and try to fly like superman. That doesn't work either.

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ShakeDisPlace 10

Thursday 13 June 2013 20:17

Remember OP, love can bring pain!

rokolodo 10

Thursday 13 June 2013 20:20

Next time try using the force

ImTheKitty 4

Thursday 13 June 2013 20:20

Stick to candy and flowers next time OP.

asiangirl101 6

Thursday 13 June 2013 20:31

U must be weak man!!

vlalam 24

Thursday 13 June 2013 20:37

Blame it on gravity....

Drifting 21

Thursday 13 June 2013 20:45

You must be a very fragile person....

dbaliki918 6

Thursday 13 June 2013 20:48

I once dislocated my knee in high jump... mid jump.

droidlover 14

Thursday 13 June 2013 20:49

Do you even lift bro?

K410 18

Thursday 13 June 2013 20:55

Bro do you even lift?

Knoxville333 2

Thursday 13 June 2013 21:15

YDI for using the term Rom-Com

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