Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down... - FML

By Courtney - 04/02/2012 20:22 - Reserved

Today, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down my bra. FML

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jasony0423 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 1:18

You're a classy woman, aren't ya?

IIRoxieII 12

Sunday 5 February 2012 1:15

Saving it for later?

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hahaha1699 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 14:15

why would a girl hack a lugie thats sick(not as in awesome)

beckaxoxo 5

Sunday 5 February 2012 17:47

thats not lady like..thats fucken sick wow

thewifey310 7

Sunday 5 February 2012 18:26

Thts y girls shuldnt hock loogies.!! Well atleast in my opinion.

pagullarka 9

Sunday 5 February 2012 20:11

You must not have found someone who really loves you because when you find that person they would do stuff for you without you even asking. :')

Emperorerror 8

Sunday 5 February 2012 23:26

Everyone's like "ugh why would a girl hock [do you mean 'hack'?] a loogie?!!1!?" I mean to say, why would ANYONE hack a loogie - it's ******* disgusting.

chels1994 11

Monday 6 February 2012 1:18

Attractive

PsychWithAnO 9

Monday 6 February 2012 1:57

Totally sympathize; I've done that. It's so gross.

HateLife66 0

Monday 6 February 2012 5:10

Dutty lol

yaoifreak 8

Monday 6 February 2012 5:12

Hahaha!!!!

Sweet_Rvng 9

Monday 6 February 2012 5:36

*insert me gusta face*

Ghostsofascalon 4

Monday 6 February 2012 7:15

Beg' pardon?

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