Cats and Health: Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat...

By latino14 - 15/06/2012 11:27 - United States - Annapolis

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

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Today, I was in the middle of my workout when my cat meowed so loudly, it startled me into dropping a 50-pound weight onto my foot. FML

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TheFamilyElf 17

Friday 15 June 2012 15:24

You're not alone. The cats of YouTube have distracted us all at some point.

gingermass437 7

Friday 15 June 2012 15:24

"Ready to go to the gym?" "Not meow."

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nana0880 2

Sunday 17 June 2012 8:09

Were they talking cat videos??

jad56_fml 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 10:08

looking for a funny cat?!? go to YouTube and look up funny squeaky clean cat

bagelpie 6

Sunday 17 June 2012 10:35

STORY OF MY LIFE!!!

Isa_fml 20

Monday 18 June 2012 3:44

Haha, that sounds like something I'd do. It's OK, there's always tomorrow. :)

wozman 0

Monday 18 June 2012 23:03

My senses tell me a Redditor is afoot.

kelly352 0

Tuesday 19 June 2012 21:19

Forever alone

djcharles99 6

Wednesday 20 June 2012 8:07

Dude ur a ****** loserrrr

sketchmaster7 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 4:26

You've cat to be kitten me right meow...

JacobClay_XP 1

Friday 21 September 2012 1:12

Fair trade. Lol

hezzie1304 7

Tuesday 25 September 2012 16:14

crazy cat person? :)

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