Kids: Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year-old son. He wriggled...

By sly - 04/01/2009 03:55 - France

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year-old son. He wriggled away and said, "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or get another Simon!" FML

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Wednesday 4 February 2009 23:06

hhaha that's ******* adorable "find another simon"

HOLLAcaust 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:48

That's adorable lol "Go find another Simon!"

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doglover100 28

Wednesday 9 April 2014 13:16

I think that's cute.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 22 December 2014 15:16

Aww.

Jesserb 17

Wednesday 18 July 2018 22:17

Too cute

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