Health: Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't...

By tstaeger - 24/07/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

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Comments

moonglow93 4

Friday 27 May 2011 4:46

haha I guess yur not that smart jk wow that sucks

beastwill64 16

Friday 8 July 2011 5:05

Ur soooooo smart!

IamDre 5

Thursday 18 August 2011 2:38

same here!

ZeroIce 12

Monday 22 August 2011 2:37

rofl

sabb1228 0

Monday 14 November 2011 8:12

Sounds like you need some of that water really bad! XD

italianangel23 6

Sunday 4 March 2012 0:55

You've gotta drink the "Smart Water" before it'll take effect :-P

mrme442 1

Tuesday 22 May 2012 3:20

It's called smart water for Smart people to drink

bre_boyaa 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 3:59

same damn thing happened to me .

TheWinningHit 1

Monday 10 September 2012 4:44

It's called twisting the bottle cap...

bubblebuddy22 3

Monday 31 December 2012 7:57

Irony!

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