Love: Today, I took off my engagement ring to shower (or so I think)... - FML

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By Newlywed - 28/05/2016 01:31 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I took off my engagement ring to shower (or so I think) because it's too big, considering we haven't had the time to get it resized yet. We've been searching for over 4 hours and we haven't been able to find it since. It'll take us 3 weeks to get the same one since it was custom made. FML

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needagoodlaugh 34

Saturday 28 May 2016 18:36

If it was custom made why didn't you get it in the correct size to begin with?

Mr_Mole 24

Sunday 29 May 2016 23:58

Because it's an engagement ring. You don't take them with you to buy it. You can only get it somewhere near until they try it on. I even got my wife to size that finger some time before and it still needed resizing and that was a custom ring too.

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needagoodlaugh 34

Saturday 28 May 2016 18:36

If it was custom made why didn't you get it in the correct size to begin with?

Mr_Mole 24

Sunday 29 May 2016 23:58

Because it's an engagement ring. You don't take them with you to buy it. You can only get it somewhere near until they try it on. I even got my wife to size that finger some time before and it still needed resizing and that was a custom ring too.

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