Love: Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match...

By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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Cashtangoteam 10

Wednesday 13 July 2011 12:06

looks like he thought your belongings didn't match his house

kapippenger 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 12:05

I always trust a girls sense of fashion. lol. They typically know what they are talking about.

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darkaqua3498 3

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:18

stupid bf

tnigz 3

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:23

good man

hcastle23 2

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:28

don't **** with a mans sense of style ;)

hellojuicyhello 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:42

yup don't do it, man dress however they want.

Big_o52 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:30

He sounds like a diva

taazer 12

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:35

maybe you are a control freak?

mrmerino 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:43

OP, you should know better than to try and tell a guy what to wear.

DMBTimCA 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:54

Well,did you learn to keep your mouth shut yet? My guess is no.

falconfetus8 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:59

BigPerro4life 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 21:14

that's awesome!

Jakeraptor 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 21:56

maybe next time you will learn to keep your trap shut. let this be a lesson to all women.

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