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By UglyApparently - 05/10/2011 16:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML

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Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:07

So... Is he made up?

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2 i love that whale in your picture.

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Tuesday 28 October 2014 4:37

And? Just provide evidence, the only reason as to why you wrote this is that you did make him up

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