Today, I told a customer her total was $89.40. She put her leg...

By belladonna1025 - 29/12/2018 00:00

Today, I told a customer her total was $89.40. She put her leg up on the counter and dug a $100 bill out of her nasty sock. It was damp. FML

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Wednesday 19 December 2018 8:49

Plenty of stores will refuse to take the money under those conditions. It’s bad hygiene.

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bottombitch97 6

Saturday 29 December 2018 7:54

Hopefully she was buying a wallet

Ravenclaws-Jinx 5

Friday 25 January 2019 13:07

ugh, give me boob money over sock money anyday.

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