Miscellaneous: Today, I timed my walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting... - FML

By Daralea - 28/09/2011 17:54 - Canada

Today, I timed my walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting sprayed by the rotating sprinklers along the street. As soon as I successfully passed the last sprinkler, a bus sped by me, hit a puddle, and covered me head to toe in muddy water. FML

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Daralea 21

Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:05

They always do, and I don't know why. They even have it aimed at the sidewalks half the time.

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BentlieBabe44 6

Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:24

That's unfortunate.

windfuelsfire 10

Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:26

Now you have to learn the bus schedule perfectly

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buttnuggets 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:26

go walk through the sprinklers...

ILoveTabz 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:30

Oh the irony

snowboarder0818 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:41

Maybe you should stop walking to work...or just walk a different way.

guitardude728 9

Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:50

tee hee... irony

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:59

shower time

BGtrippin 4

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:04

Dirty Girlllllllllll

afulks78 11

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:06

You got "wet" ;)

L3g4lPl4typus 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:13

that, my dear, is what we call irony

Livzii 5

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:16

run through the sprinklers to clean off

huejjin 5

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:16

i guess its back to the sprinklers for a washdown hahahahai

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