Transportation: Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on...

By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML

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By Triple F - 07/03/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML

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Monday 11 January 2010 23:04

opps always wear the proper shoes while driving.. hope you learned a valuable lesson

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Monday 11 January 2010 23:05

Next time wear your regular shoes and take your snow boots with you to change into before leaving the car!!!

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KB503 15

Saturday 3 January 2015 15:25

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snowneo 16

Tuesday 8 September 2015 18:44

This is why it is never a good idea to wear heels or boots when driving. Always have a pair to change once you arrive at your destination.

legendof90 14

Saturday 2 January 2016 2:45

You still know where the pedals are..

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