Animals: Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats...

By Anonymoose - 25/12/2011 11:39 - Switzerland

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

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Araoth 5

Sunday 25 December 2011 19:21

Did you dress as cat Santa? :)

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Mr. Kibbles GO BACK TO SLEEP OR SANTA WON'T COME!!!! *Insert troll face here*

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noamoa9 20

Friday 13 March 2015 12:32

seems like you're kinda lonely...

sttylerx7 18

Thursday 14 May 2015 12:32

They're just CATS.

embracingsilence 15

Sunday 21 February 2016 22:46

That's actually cool and good

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