Health Today, I started getting a severe back pain that is preventing... - FML

backpain - 12/07/2016 09:33

Today, I started getting a severe back pain that is preventing me from getting up, bending, extending my arms, and hurts to breath. Today is also the day my body decided it was a good day for sneeze attacks. FML

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
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Marine23Risk 6

Tuesday 12 July 2016 21:27

life: **** you mate You: Ples not today

Marine23Risk 6

Tuesday 12 July 2016 21:27

life: **** you mate You: Ples not today

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Today, I was drying my duvet and pillows in the dryer. Apparently, one of the pillows was memory foam, which I was not aware of. It caught on fire due to the heat and nearly burned down my laundry room. FML

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Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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Today, I realized our cat has a sixth sense for when he wants to be seen. When we don't care where the cat is, he's within plain sight. When we lose track of him and are in a panic worrying if he got out, he's hiding. FML

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Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

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Today, marks the 3rd day I can't access my institutional login. It's also a replacement public holiday, meaning both the library and IT center aren't open too. My 2500 word Stylistics essay is due in two days. I have 0 words and near-0 understanding on the theory my lecturer told me to use. FML

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Today, I was enjoying a rare lazy Sunday afternoon nap when I woke up to a loud thud. My cat, who had been silently plotting his next move, jumped on my chest and knocked over my glass of water. Now my entire bed is soaked, my phone is possibly ruined, and my cat is looking at me like I was the one who did something wrong. FML

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