Dating, First Dates and Love: Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four...

By holyshitbatman - 09/11/2012 04:53 - United States - Toledo

Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML

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I'd be more worried about the "black dog" following you.

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Comments

LittleLambii 24

Tuesday 24 June 2014 1:45

Careful, sounds like you've got the grim following you...

MSDemonslayer 5

Sunday 10 August 2014 5:54

It's the Grim! (Harry Potter fans will understand)

lildiva7620 18

Tuesday 3 February 2015 4:43

that's kinda cool

theoriok 14

Tuesday 31 March 2015 12:43

Is your name Nest Freemark?

Kristen320 21

Monday 11 May 2015 1:19

Are too Harry Potter?

LoZelda123 20

Tuesday 30 June 2015 5:21

why do I feel like he has an healthy obsession with Harry Potter?

PuppiesKisses 19

Tuesday 8 December 2015 0:22

What if it's real?

jsrf 8

Saturday 2 April 2016 4:53

Bruh

AzureDawn 21

Wednesday 14 September 2016 15:47

You might want to get that checked.

anomynous 11

Sunday 29 September 2019 0:35

That's a ******* hellhound

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