Intimacy: Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to...

By involuntary waxing - 15/01/2012 09:00 - Canada

Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML

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cartmen73 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:39

Yikes! Don't get glued to a partner!

ICATiger 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:44

That's a sticky situation

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NotAFighter 0

Friday 20 January 2012 21:22

That's a sticky situation. Lol

BabyMimi00 12

Monday 23 January 2012 0:18

Ooh username !

kellyrenaye 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 15:05

Please don't ever tell a future partner that. Ever. You may die alone.

sydharks 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 4:33

Ouch! That really sucks. Hopefully it's hot underwear!

coolstorybro6 6

Friday 10 February 2012 5:57

The ppl that made that medication must be really stupid

chamblizi 2

Wednesday 21 March 2012 22:57

man womens ******'s are so sensitive gotta question and watch everything you put into your body.

B5B0N35 18

Saturday 3 November 2012 22:51

Al I have to say is WOW THERE

91hayek 31

Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:38

That's hawt.

trey600rr 22

Wednesday 10 June 2015 5:44

that is the most vial thing I have heard in a long time!

ebroks 17

Wednesday 6 July 2016 16:49

sorry to say this but that is how elmers glue is made :)

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