Work: Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 03/08/2010 06:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML

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SparkleMotion44 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 12:29

oh gees that sux sooo bad *sarcasm*

penny_darling 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 12:31

Boo hoo. I would actually really like to work with my mom.

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teentee401 36

Friday 9 January 2015 14:40

Archer is that you?

LiliK_fml 21

Tuesday 31 May 2016 10:12

What's wrong with that? I worked in a store with my mother, and up until recently, I also worked in a school with my stepmother. I thought it was pretty fun

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