Kids: Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't...

By Anonymous - 12/01/2012 18:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML

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Thursday 12 January 2012 22:40

I like how this post sounds like you started spinning a random two year old you picked up off the street or something.

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lishy1311 0

Friday 13 January 2012 4:51

Weak stomach?

ladyLALAA 28

Friday 13 January 2012 8:53

No way!

hateevryone 14

Friday 13 January 2012 5:55

wow you must have a bad stomach

StupidBunnies 10

Friday 13 January 2012 6:10

I think pretty well every parent has learnt this lesson the hard way.

ravenxcorvinus 9

Friday 13 January 2012 6:28

i think even OP's 2yo looked at them funny O.o

alsgirl 24

Friday 13 January 2012 12:25

Hehehe :-p irony!

Nagemf 1

Friday 13 January 2012 19:06

How old are you that you don't have the self control to stop spinning in circles when you start feeling sick?

Silverangel007 3

Monday 5 March 2012 7:17

I can't stress this enough, YOU DESERVE IT

TheNerdyVillager 2

Tuesday 18 October 2016 7:03

Context is needed.

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