Miscellaneous: Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take...

By Tootsy_Roll_Pop - 23/05/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

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Ilovelife07 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:13

Serves that asshole Mr. Owl right, somebody was bound to foil his plans to keep the answer from the world

starbucks14 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:06

I wouldn't have wasted my entire day on that but i think the fact that you accomplished something like that is kind of cool, then again I'm 15. &hearts;

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kdubk93 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 7:48

LOL

cutefuzzybees 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 7:49

That's awesome.

ShowerFlirt 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 8:04

nice. i've always been curious...

stiles_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 8:36

it took me 50 you must suck

lalalahello2 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 8:40

that's definitely not an FML, that's baller.

HawkingBeach 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 8:45

I wish I had your life. That is legit!

Jordie210 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 9:11

good to know. haha.

gregthestrange 3

Sunday 24 May 2009 9:47

FML's like these are seriously pure shit. We don't need to know about your sad ******* life. GTFO also, there was a study about this. It's different every time, depending on how hard you lick the sucker and how much surface area your tongue gets when you lick it you're still a douche bag