Animals: Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind....

By AnRom - 17/12/2009 09:58 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

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rhodium 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 16:12

Even wizards need to mutter a spell, you know...

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Thursday 17 December 2009 16:15

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edeielia 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:35

And how's that workin out for ya?

paprikacha 9

Thursday 17 December 2009 20:34

I'm not sure it's an FML, but this made my day. The OP is awesome. :D

UselessName 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 21:10

LOL,did you get it?

KATHUHH 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 21:24

I do the same thing....

guy_on_the_couch 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 21:59

Lmao that is AWESOME!

LemonStarship 5

Thursday 17 December 2009 22:04

So did you kill it?

NewJoisey 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 22:07

ydi for watching too much star trek. nerd

TheLoneWolf87 4

Thursday 17 December 2009 22:14

Today, I spent 5 minutes trying to kill OP with my mind. FML

slyace 9

Thursday 17 December 2009 22:24

Did it work???

mizu22 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 22:17

be nice to the op. it's not their fault it got through. saying you want to kill them is just mean

nuttinick 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 22:26

you wwill learn the ways of the force soon, my young padawan.

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