Intimacy: Today, I slashed my ass open with a shard of glass. How? I was...

By Dockin - 14/02/2019 15:37 - India

Today, I slashed my ass open with a shard of glass. How? I was making out with my crush, and threw my glasses on the ground. I forgot about them when we decided to lie down. FML

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Comments

_Schnitzel_ 4

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:12

I don't think she's your crush after you make out

Laylette 21

Thursday 5 March 2015 13:21

WHY would you THROW your glasses down?? YDI.

lucasjames22 8

Tuesday 4 July 2017 23:09

most glasses don't break into shards like that.

sharond23 10

Friday 15 December 2017 16:04

I'm having a hard time believing that just throwing your glasses down made them shatter to the extent you would get cut. I'm calling shenanigans on this