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By Rajin - 23/03/2009 20:38 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML

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By GopherJR - 19/01/2009 01:07 - Canada

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Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I'd first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I'd decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

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By Jakub89 - 05/06/2011 20:31 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2019 18:01 - United States

Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML

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By Spencer - 06/12/2018 12:30

Today, I decided to try an online therapy site, seeing as I have been feeling very lonely and don’t have any friends to talk to about my issues. After filling out all the initial forms, the site told me there was no one available to speak to me. FML

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By dylanhollis - 17/01/2014 12:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:04

it just means that your perfect match hasn't signed up for that website, and that you will meet them another way : )

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:09

The same thing happened with my mom. Eharmony told her she was too selfish to find a match.

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IBeLikeBitchPlz 0

Saturday 9 June 2012 20:55

MAYBE.....dating sites arent for you...sowwy sir

rain_or_shine 8

Friday 2 November 2012 18:19

It could be a scam or just not a good website. Don't let that bring you down.

nuggetman213 0

Friday 9 November 2012 14:27

Well you must be unique

Liamj774 36

Friday 28 December 2012 8:33

I don't know what to say

ipshwitz 2

Wednesday 2 January 2013 10:00

Yeh... OP, I'd say stick to confirmed sites and stay away from ones that only have 1 other member.

alissa412 33

Wednesday 9 January 2013 5:01

Ted Mosby?

Boometh 15

Wednesday 24 July 2013 3:07

Try setting it to the solar system. I'm sure you'll find someone! (:

danny_doom27 6

Wednesday 5 August 2015 20:54

yes and they'll be...*puts on then takes off sunglasses*...out of this world....YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

SlimFILS 4

Wednesday 7 August 2013 18:19

That's pretty ******-up; Even Sheldon of BigBangTheory found someone!!!

The_9th_Doctor 18

Tuesday 10 September 2013 16:04

I feel and know your pain

powhovian221b 13

Sunday 6 July 2014 6:09

There is a possibility that those that would be compatible just aren't on that site. I'm sure you'll find someone.

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