Intimacy: Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our...

By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 08:54 - United States

Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added it to his MySpace account, with the caption, "clubbin with my hoe." FML

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Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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Get out

By ishweta56 - 17/01/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML

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DarkKnyte 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:31

Well, when you use the term "main man," you gotta expect to be treated like the bottom bitch. :/

jonnymohio 2

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:33

You having a "main" man implies that you have more than one man. So he's correct in referring to you as a ho.

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npeezle 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 0:19

FYL for being an uptight square, guy sounds like a h00t.

budster1993 2

Monday 5 July 2010 15:21

who uses myspace anymore

smurfman44265034 0

Monday 21 March 2011 4:29

allot of people date before they choose the right one main man is basically beat choice to be a bf

sammi_rubs 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 15:03

"main man"?

SoCalHco 0

Monday 4 April 2011 23:25

lol!!!!

TiNyBuBbLeZ 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 17:25

at least he didnt call you fat or ugly

DerpyHooves 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:49

Hey, now, be nice. She could be a Korean dish made of raw fish, not a gardening tool.

Vampierjazz2010 0

Monday 23 May 2011 13:36

Well ur the one that said main man.....

taytoc 10

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:09

who still uses myspaces? don't worry no one will c it if it's on myspace

ipodgirl14 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 5:44

Who still has a myspace anyway!?

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