Love: Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship... - FML

By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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By wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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toxic_walrus 15

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:21

Your girlfriend is awesome

pills_here 5

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:22

I guess you gotta "hand" it to her for doing that!

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cocainecupcake 9

Wednesday 11 June 2014 4:58

I dont get it. someone explain please.

pearl_bridgman 8

Wednesday 11 June 2014 5:15

In her defence that is pretty funny lol

gregpeters 2

Wednesday 11 June 2014 5:15

How is that hurtful

gregpeters 2

Wednesday 11 June 2014 5:16

It was a joke why did you name yourself miserable man you have a girlfriend and you took that as an insult you don't deserve to ever have a girlfriend you little bitch

BeepBeepSwerve 9

Wednesday 11 June 2014 14:39

so a man can't complain??? and besides you're not so mighty yourself...

DongPiece47 13

Wednesday 11 June 2014 5:37

Idk if FML or just funny XD

midgetism 9

Wednesday 11 June 2014 6:35

she's a keeper

LennyComa 39

Wednesday 11 June 2014 6:55

Dont' ever let her go. That is awesome

Labaties 5

Wednesday 11 June 2014 7:01

You sir have won at life and FML

nikkiluvzglen 16

Wednesday 11 June 2014 7:25

Marry her

mikelangele 15

Wednesday 11 June 2014 10:03

ha ha this is funny :). lol its not like both men and women don't. if I were you I'd actually show it to my friend since "she's as good as your hand" ha ha ha

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