Intimacy: Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how...

By Kaji - 14/11/2008 11:20 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

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Thursday 2 April 2009 20:57

I just laughed! Maybe he'll call you back the next morning too!

mypseudonym 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 1:10

The question is, did he send you back a text saying 'ditto'?

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BBkid 0

Monday 13 July 2009 1:19

Y r so many ppl agreeing with him? It's his fault he sent it to the wrong person so he deserved it

cRothabeast 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:55

heres a tip: keep your contacts organized by first name, not last

macabrephantasm 7

Monday 20 July 2009 4:55

im sure hed understand its for her, not a big deal

6Shay9 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:44

Did he reply "lolk"?

Tishawna_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 18:08

hahahaha!

pulpfiction_fml 3

Friday 21 August 2009 1:03

I think I saw anepisode of Oprah where a guy was having an afair with his wife's sister. This reminded me of it.

pulpfiction_fml 3

Friday 21 August 2009 6:20

Spread the love,man, spread the love. And keep an open mind. Now go get 'em tiger!

mypseudonym 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 1:10

The question is, did he send you back a text saying 'ditto'?

benny92 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:20

ir screwed

heypeoplezzz 0

Friday 12 March 2010 21:53

Haha. That's a funny one. How did you know her brothers number anyway? Well, explain your mistake, F**KING EXPLAIN!!! The F king! King of F. (I need to sort out my randomness, because I'm eating randoms, yummY)