Miscellaneous: Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue....

By samboob - 01/09/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML

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starile 19

Thursday 2 September 2010 0:01

You're stupid

Zestus 19

Thursday 2 September 2010 0:00

Perfume oughta taste like it smells. but I suppose that'd taste terrible, too.

Comments

angtaffe 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 6:59

dumbass

The_Shaman_Of_Se 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 7:15

how the **** does 1 mix candy spray and perfume up? that's just stupid

youcantalk24 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 7:20

seriously? all these comments without mentioning the movie ELF?! what has our world come to?

9010649 3

Thursday 2 September 2010 7:21

bravo, you ******* tard

Taybabe2525 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 7:25

how could u get that mixed up? lol

MoJoThundRpants 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 7:31

yoo stoopid

lindsaybugg 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 7:41

nice

jennocide 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 7:51

ignorance really is a disease. agreed ydi for being a dumbass.

twinmum_fml 6

Thursday 2 September 2010 8:27

you are an idiot

raemermaid 2

Thursday 2 September 2010 8:55

that sucks

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