Animals: Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to...

By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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Monday 20 April 2009 9:47

Spider got some ACTION before it died.

FBIWarning 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:47

At least you killed it :)

Comments

thesockbunny 5

Monday 20 April 2009 10:02

that was the scariest FML ever.

leyla_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 10:03

i love how you called the spider a 'he'.

megamandude455 10

Wednesday 14 April 2010 17:38

12 what if she made a typo and put 'she' instead of 'he'?

olive47_fml 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 8:06

GAY TEST!

laurisshnazzy 0

Monday 20 April 2009 10:07

I'm officially traumatized. Hahaha #12, I was thinking the same thing :P

artisticlicense 0

Monday 20 April 2009 10:14

oh god that's gross! i feel ya. i once discovered a beetle clinging to the inside of my underwear but thankfully that was before i put them on.

marycjones 0

Monday 20 April 2009 10:17

I hate when that happens. :(

Emry_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 10:22

Have you found the eggs yet?

dabomblyktiktikk 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 0:42

omg i just screamed out loud. SHES GUNNA HAVR ******* SPIDER BABIES!!!!! 

AK 2

Monday 20 April 2009 10:31

EW. If you didn't see it when you were wearing it, fine, but how the hell did you not feel it when you were walking around!?

joce445 0

Monday 2 August 2010 6:33

It was dead! He crushed it with something, and it happened to be his underwear.

bioagg12 0

Monday 20 April 2009 10:32

eewww thats freakin nasty. i wonder whats growing in there now. . .

nlite 0

Monday 20 April 2009 10:33

how'd you not notice it when you put your underwear on? :S but that's beside the point, fyl.

Emry_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 10:51

#17 This was written by a man.

6tori6 5

Friday 15 April 2011 6:43

no? It was by a girl smart one.

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