Transportation: Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while... - FML

By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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FMLreactor 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:33

That one could go either way. FYL for getting scratched but YDI for not parking the car.

Marianne90 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:15

DAMN! lol bad things happen to good people! :P

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maxamus951852 3

Tuesday 27 March 2012 1:36

Lmao wtf did u think a WILD animal would do when u grabbed it?? YDI

1098765432 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 21:04

deserved it , don't f*ck with strays and probobly means u sucked at driving neways

kei1108 13

Sunday 13 May 2012 7:22

Be proud of yourself for trying!

jpqm32 3

Tuesday 14 August 2012 15:45

Should have killed it. It deserved to die.

manaallovesfmls 19

Friday 23 November 2012 5:26

All for a stupid cat. Fail.

Orchard 33

Thursday 2 May 2013 14:16

Really though, who just "scoops" up a random cat and doesn't expect it to shred one's face right off? It's a damn stray cat -.-

AshurMarie 3

Friday 23 August 2013 22:33

The first part of this reminded me of American Dad xD Sorry.

Cityrulezz 4

Thursday 3 October 2013 7:21

Cats are f****ing bastards. Ungrateful and all. Hate'em. YDI big time

cwl727 32

Thursday 27 March 2014 23:27

Your heart was in the right place. I hope the kitty is okay.

seensuper 14

Sunday 15 June 2014 16:17

Thanks for helping! Sorry about the bad luck

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