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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 11:16 - United States - Woodinville

Today, I sat on my own testicles while having a serious and tenderly sweet discussion with my fiancée about our future together. We were both crying, but for very different reasons. FML

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Today, after weeks of doubt and pondering the pros and cons, I finally broke up with my girlfriend, and she burst into tears. Feeling guilty, I tried to console her by saying, "Don't worry, we can still be cousins." FML

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Monday 31 December 2012 17:58

Christmas is over OP, why are you still dealing with nutcrackers?

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Shit. Another reason why I keep wearing underpants as opposed to boxers.

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Relenaz 9

Friday 18 January 2013 16:22

I'm glad I'm not a man now. XD

Jebitesevsi 11

Wednesday 22 January 2014 13:04

How DO you guys keep from sitting on them?

__doge__ 15

Thursday 28 July 2016 16:09

Low balls syndrome eh?

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