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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML

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By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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cucumber10 9

Thursday 24 April 2014 18:49

If she is so rude as to delete a harmless friend invitation, then I think you might be better off. Good luck finding a new crush :)

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Thursday 24 April 2014 18:48

Sorry bud.. Better luck next time

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craanberry_fml 7

Saturday 26 April 2014 19:41

Sounds like her friends found out you had a crush on her and tried to make fun of you ... Sorry OP.

TheMystery13 13

Saturday 26 April 2014 22:48

Facebook - the beginning and end of social interaction... ...for people with absolutely NO interpersonal skills whatsoever.

kittie77 10

Monday 28 April 2014 12:59

She's a bitch...

titoski 5

Wednesday 30 April 2014 19:13

oh well back to online dating

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