Miscellaneous: Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend...

By usmcgirl - 18/11/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML

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Wednesday 18 November 2009 8:54

That's gross. FYL indeed.

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NoWayLady 13

Monday 18 April 2011 6:53

nasty!!

maggiemae14 2

Saturday 9 July 2011 23:50

^right there. (:

maggiemae14 2

Saturday 9 July 2011 23:52

my dad is 56 and his girlfriend is 32-33. got ya beat by like 3 years (;

ArielTheMermaid 17

Sunday 21 August 2011 22:44

Omg wow that's weird

ArielTheMermaid 17

Sunday 21 August 2011 22:44

Omg wow that's weird

briissocoollike 8

Monday 26 September 2011 23:46

He's climbin in yo weddins n snatchin yo flower girls up

Ninjasaurus18 9

Wednesday 13 June 2012 1:54

50 year olds dating 30 year olds are gross in general. That means that when he was about 20, she was just born. Well. OP did say 30-something so she's probably about 35. Then when he was 20 she was around 5. Would you be ok with your 5 year old dating a 20 year old?