Health: Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark...

By triplenipple - 10/01/2011 20:35 - Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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By tas2013kid - 01/12/2020 17:03 - Taiwan

Today, I found out I had three strands of pubic hair beside my nipple, so I decided to cut it off with a scissor since I'm going swimming tomorrow. In an attempt to cut off my third strand, I instead excised the cap of my left nipple. FML

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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:23

I want one

ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:27

triple the nipple, triple the foreplay?

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dance123love 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 7:47

it's a nubbin :D

lulzaroonie 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 11:21

yeeeeeah! I was hoping no-one else had said it before I posted but you did. :D

marceil 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:25

this is super chest

lilponygurrl 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:58

you were sposed to be a twin then !!

woopa18 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:44

HAHAHAHAHAH

CaptainJ1000 1

Tuesday 11 January 2011 11:21

Actually, it's cancer.

hschaub 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 11:23

okay Markie Mark!!!

moomoomeow2 7

Tuesday 11 January 2011 12:29

How is that even possible!?

rairai 13

Tuesday 11 January 2011 12:58

Monsieur Scaramanga.

poohpooh608 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 13:08

OMG don't feel bad I have a third nipple too . :)

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Tuesday 11 January 2011 13:41

WTF

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