Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I...

By alchy - 02/05/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

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Monday 2 May 2011 11:48

Get some self control

imnotcraZ 0

Monday 2 May 2011 12:46

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LILWAYNE40 3

Sunday 8 May 2011 14:33

haha someone needs to go back to school and learn proper grammar.

Koolgirl15 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 21:50

This is a stupid fml

mjmr 0

Friday 10 June 2011 5:50

that's fing awesome

dloyfbc 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:02

Why is that such a bad thing?..

LaDbug 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 11:16

I wanna party with OP...

puppymichelle 3

Friday 25 November 2011 20:23

This is not an FML made a new friend

soog2 5

Thursday 15 March 2012 2:19

And that's a bad thing?

2stroke 2

Wednesday 18 April 2012 4:45

EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jEsster23 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 23:58

**** yea hahaha, get shit done havin some fun

captainburke 5

Friday 3 August 2012 21:43

That's awesome what else is there to do in your free time especially when you just relocated

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