Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that my parents never ground me as a punishment...

By evilparents - 01/11/2010 20:10 - United States

Today, I realized that my parents never ground me as a punishment because I don't get out enough for it to matter. FML

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By Can't be mad - 21/01/2023 12:00

Today, I was a little grumpy. I tried my best to not take it out on other people, but then I encountered that ONE person who doesn't realize that sometimes people are just in a bad mood, and they proceed to give you a hard time over nothing. That person was my mom. And then later my dad. Now I'm grounded. FML

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MeganCello 8

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:29

Join the club. >.< Though my mother just takes away my phone or computer privilages.

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if I had a life I'd tell you to get a life, but to avoid hypocrisy, FYL

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tifax_fml 4

Tuesday 19 March 2013 9:21

Yer life must be hard...

awildunicorn 6

Tuesday 11 November 2014 1:24

same here, my mom just takes away my internet...

fantasyworld 37

Monday 6 July 2015 1:05

I'm the same way.

cheyluvsturtles 30

Wednesday 8 June 2016 9:07

yah. me too

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