Love: Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him.... - FML

By Emily J. - 18/06/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML

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Astroman129 7

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:18

Then get the hell away from your computer screen and to talk to him or something. I mean why the hell not if you live 15 seconds away?

usafsamy27 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:15

sad face.

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siahbean 1

Monday 20 June 2011 5:03

haha thats awesome.

DontHateAppricia 0

Monday 20 June 2011 7:36

I'd give anythinn to live next to mahh bf , get your lazy ass up and go see him (:

deepwithin 0

Monday 20 June 2011 8:46

wow that's just like me

mimikinsz 0

Monday 20 June 2011 9:03

Boo

soulsistah713 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 2:21

that's how it is with my best friend.

shayfray 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:37

That's unhealthy, Sorry but it is!

undead101 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:53

how do you manage that.?

Xjelly95 0

Friday 24 June 2011 19:41

.

BornToCheer 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 3:42

it's ok my ex boyfriend would only tell me I love you in a text never at school or when I saw him not even when he called me! that's dumb…I dumped him after 3 weeks

B_Wizzle17 2

Monday 11 July 2011 0:24

Wow he wouldn't say he loves you after 3 whole entire weeks?! Good job dumping such an inconsiderate person. /end sarcasm/

josh12346 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 10:05

:(

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