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By spougeineye1 - 03/04/2012 16:37 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

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btstig 11

Tuesday 3 April 2012 22:33

Same thing happens to me when I watch ****. I subconsciously grow a 10 inch penis.

stopsignman 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 22:30

No way! I thought I was the only one! :)

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BlackButlerFan 20

Monday 26 May 2014 20:43

Ouch. Something like that happened to me. I pretended to be House for two days as a part of a bet with my friend, so I fake limped. In the end, I had real damage to my leg and now I can't run or walk distances

tia_waring 10

Thursday 5 June 2014 14:37

I love house :)

musiclover1316 19

Tuesday 11 November 2014 15:09

I love house!

The_madmax 23

Saturday 4 April 2015 12:27

I love you for this x)

Julian_s1234 11

Sunday 14 February 2016 7:59

I love that show holy shit its a shame the cancelled it

Emmz91 30

Thursday 19 December 2019 6:02

He actually has a limp in his left leg...

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