Love: Today, I realized my husband caresses his truck more than me....

OP here. In all fairness, he doesn't and I love him dearly. it was just one of those days where he was working on his truck, making it more awesome than it is. As I wrote this I was actually laughing to myself. Never thought it would be posted.

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Monday 18 January 2016 0:01

Guys have a thing for cars OP it's his baby.

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