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By Coquette - 22/04/2012 18:14 - United States

Today, I realized just how awful my relationships have been when I discovered I emotionally connect with women on Jerry Springer. FML

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MrSassypants 33

Sunday 22 April 2012 23:58

I was about to thumb you up, but then I saw the dreaded hashtag.

TheWindowLicker 13

Sunday 22 April 2012 23:59

15- did you seriously just use a # on FML? .-.

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trueblue170 13

Tuesday 24 April 2012 11:42

I know how you feel. I'm English, and Jeremy Kyle is so BORING in comparison to shows like Maury. It's just ugly chavs who seem to be missing some chromosomes. -_-

torimorrison 8

Tuesday 24 April 2012 16:23

Jerry Springer's fake, you could be on the show if it would help you any.

bwtchinheels 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 3:44

So who cares? Whoever think its weird is a bitch. Good luck :D

Chubgatti 10

Saturday 24 August 2013 21:36

I KNOW YOUR PAIN, OP

xluciferx666 21

Thursday 20 November 2014 22:11

At least you didn't sleep with your cousin like most of them

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Sunday 15 May 2016 0:29

Noww I'm depressed for you

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Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML

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