Work: Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 17:20 - Romania

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

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Wednesday 9 November 2011 22:19

Don't you have any HR reps? If not, QUIT. If he's making inappropriate advances I'm sure you could press charges. Make sure he's caught in the act!

gabrielbaby 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 22:14

Creeper....

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shanemcunt 10

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:17

Call HR, or let him know your straight but you don't care if he is gay

youshitme 9

Thursday 10 November 2011 21:06

*You're

Rhombuss 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:21

You're such a tease ;)

TaurusTheBull 13

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:27

Hot... :o

gabe_2011 1

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:30

Better to be unemployed then daily sexually harassed by some ******* queer!

hateevryone 14

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:42

get another job.

apkiys 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:46

Take it cool! Turn ur back on his advance!! :)

iKendall 3

Thursday 10 November 2011 4:09

I mean is he cute ?

retrospect 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 4:12

either file sexual harassment charges, find another job, or stfu and stop crying. at least someone thinks ur hot. lol

r0ckPrinc3sS 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 4:14

Broke back office??

perdix 29

Thursday 10 November 2011 8:27

I cain't quit you, Anus!

r0ckPrinc3sS 0

Friday 11 November 2011 1:20

Haha!

IslandLove 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 4:16

U should watch Horrable Bosses, might give u some ideas...

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