Intimacy: Today, I realised the only preparation I've done for my final... - FML

By vivelawank - 10/05/2014 20:52 - United Kingdom

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Today, I realised the only preparation I've done for my final French exam has been wanking off to French porn. FML

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By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

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By Kilamo - 19/06/2025 09:00 - France - Paris

Today, I tried to impress a French student by saying “Bonjour!” but instead said “Bordel!” which means “Brothel.” She laughed, and so did every one of the french students around us. My cultural street cred is officially dead. FML

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By SpanishInFrenchClass - 06/12/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML

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lissa_jade 22

Sunday 11 May 2014 1:10

then stop playing with your "oui oui" and study !

moo_and_bloo 10

Sunday 11 May 2014 1:06

Wow. Good job.(sarcasm)

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ibanghellokitty 8

Friday 30 May 2014 20:07

..oui oui...

marzforlife 8

Tuesday 3 June 2014 16:30

At least you're prepared ;)

CBN_Calebisboss1 10

Friday 20 June 2014 3:44

Tres bon

russiancat464 12

Monday 23 June 2014 5:32

thats the spirit!

Starham1 14

Friday 16 January 2015 3:35

Must have learned some advanced vocabulary.

Rammer3500 23

Friday 15 January 2016 22:24

Experiencing the culture

JothamHousden 17

Friday 9 September 2016 9:53

You didn't watch enough French **** then!

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