By noneedtostress - 17/03/2012 15:52 - Australia

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Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML
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washingtongirl 8

It's time to break that dry spell, friend. Get freaky.

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taerts 9

The picture of the (your?) face really scared me XD

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p_syko 5

Like the "virgin" Mary......what? A lier?

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Awsumuzzie 12

78 and 139, this isn't a religious forum, js.

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SolarGirl32 6

Preventing pregnancy is not the only reason to take the pill. I could go into the other ones, but that's what google is for.

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micahsmommy 13

Are you sure there wasn't a drunken one night stand that you don't remember? Might want to check in with a doctor if you're that late and only missed one pill.

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archenemybtch 0

I don't see how this is a FML. Most likely it's your own fault for not getting laid. If sex is really that important to you, there are plenty of horny guys out there...go find one.

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ganjaone 2

Let's do it baby ;)

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lynn0985 5

Than why in the hell are you on birth control???

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Shenannigoats 16

Some people take it for its other benefits, like period regulation.

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micahsmommy 13

Pretty sure #3 had that comment covered. Unless you thought the LoL was important to add.

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julialinn 2

OP is the virgin Mary!!

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