Miscellaneous: Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an...

By KDM - 05/02/2012 19:39 - Australia

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

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By jenny2989 - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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roberhood 5

Saturday 25 August 2012 9:29

I know that feel bro

doglover100 28

Tuesday 4 December 2012 5:49

We all have done that

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Wednesday 9 January 2013 2:56

Sometimes I do that...

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