Love: Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss...

By rick - 13/08/2009 21:49 - Sweden

Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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By Mommys boy - 16/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

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By TheLoneSoul - 13/09/2015 14:22 - France

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By anonymous - 24/02/2015 11:50 - United Kingdom - Lancaster

Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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Friday 14 August 2009 0:59

Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.

BurpusMe 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:05

Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."

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powerslave117 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:56

that. is. hot.

cookiesandcreams_fml 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 9:58

she probably made up the name... gg

Kayokku 1

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:53

That is incredibly sexy.

Leftspoke 6

Friday 8 July 2011 1:18

Maybe the number just has a female name

hjlimuel 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:32

did anyone stop to think that maybe the wife could have a GUYs number under a co workers name to hide it?

AubreasLuv 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:38

Curiousity killed the cat...

candyman13 0

Friday 2 September 2011 15:48

Hott.

BenyT_fml 5

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:24

Threesome?

Croco83 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 3:45

One word for ya, mate...Threesome

rtoki27 5

Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:20

Lez be honest, you shouldn't have been reading your wives phone..

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