Animals: Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look...

By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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Saturday 23 April 2016 17:05

You're a ****, **** you

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Ydi 100%

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Saturday 14 April 2018 14:47

Dude...just wtf.

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Monday 11 May 2020 22:04

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