Health: Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise,... - FML

By ThisGuy97 - 12/08/2011 20:46 - United States

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML

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slitherbomb 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:55

You should exercise your arms more by masturbating.

supimnyancat 9

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:55

happens to me all the time.

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CaroAurelia 12

Saturday 20 December 2014 16:05

I feel your pain. I pulled a back muscle bending over to pick up an artificial leaf. Worst pain you could imagine, only worse than that. It's been ten years and it's still not the same. Shit happens.

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