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By guessthatsatrickthen - 31/10/2015 17:19 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML

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LadyKayDee 23

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:31

Maybe he wanted to give you some of his candy...

jayennachristine 23

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:32

trick or treat...or anal?

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COURT_KING 14

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:27

There are some things that cannot be unseen...

countryguy91290 16

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:27

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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laurenswims13 24

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:27

Well did he say trick or treat?

beeferjay 34

Sunday 1 November 2015 16:18

it was a trick and a treat

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 1 November 2015 20:59

OP didn't see it as much of a treat though.

mxgirl1998 26

Wednesday 4 November 2015 0:56

that wasn't the candy op was hoping to see xD

sa5v 21

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:29

What did you do op?

HoboMeth 33

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:30

I guess they wanted to treat you OP

xTommytheGUNx 15

Sunday 1 November 2015 19:59

treat yo self

LadyKayDee 23

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:30

That could have been his costume.

Welshite 39

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:30

He was just wearing his birthday suit. It's a perfectly legitimate costume.

masoko_fml 21

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:31

That sure is a scary costume..!

LadyKayDee 23

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:31

Maybe he wanted to give you some of his candy...

WordBea 23

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:32

Is that not how things work?

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